I always thought that Xmas should sound more like this. The track is just a bit of fun, a reworked ready-made from a very dark mulled wine and rum filled Xmas in the studio a couple of years ago. Rudolph obviously would have approved, his bright red nose was the result of gin blossoms. I’m sure his drinking stemmed from the gruelling delivery schedule Santa imposed upon his reindeer and his relative bad-boy celebrity image compared to the rest of the gang. Don’t believe me? Look at him. He’s so wrecked his eyes are crossed.

Rudolph caught Red-Nosed

Rudolph the Rehabilitated Reindeer

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